1 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,389 PAM'S DOING GREAT. 2 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,182 UH, SHE'S TEN INCHES DILATED NOW-- 3 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:18,643 SORRY, METERS-- CENTIMETERS. 4 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,186 UH, AND SHE'S ALSO FULLY EFFACED, 5 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:21,813 WHICH I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 6 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,481 UH, BUT NO BABY YET. 7 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:26,359 IT'S ONLY BEEN 6-- 19 HOURS. 8 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,445 AND, UH, I WAS SENT OUT FOR SOME ICE CHIPS, 9 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:30,238 'CAUSE I MIGHT HAVE PASSED OUT A LITTLE BIT. 10 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,531 BUT THESE ARE VERY REFRESHING, VERY GOOD. 11 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,491 DADDY. SHE'S READY TO PUSH. 12 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,702 OKAY. 13 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:42,250 WHERE'S MY LITTLE NIBBLET? 14 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,836 HALPERT, ROOM D-1. ALL RIGHT. 15 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,338 FAMILY ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT. 16 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:49,174 THANK YOU! 17 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,760 THERE WE GO. 18 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:54,262 [Pam screaming] 19 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:55,847 YOU'RE DOING GREAT. PUSH AGAIN. 20 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,849 - NOT YET. - NO, DON'T PUSH. PULL. 21 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,351 WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME MORE ICE CHIPS? 22 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,685 NO, JIM, STAY! 23 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,103 OKAY, REALLY PUSH THIS TIME, PAM. 24 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,605 OKAY! 25 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:06,024 AAAAHHH! 26 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:15,367 NOPE, NOT YET, NOT YET, NOT YET. 27 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:18,203 GOTTA GO WASH MY EYES. 28 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,831 THAT KID'S GONNA HAVE A LOT OF HAIR. 29 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:24,542 {\an8}[cheerful music] 30 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:31,424 {\an8}♪ ♪ 31 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,147 {\an8}- HA--HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN HER? - SHE HASN'T POPPED YET. 32 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:49,234 {\an8}WHAT? AH, DAMN IT. 33 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,277 {\an8}SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT YESTERDAY. 34 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:54,030 {\an8}I DECIDED TO GIVE BABY HALPERT A NEWSPAPER 35 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:55,782 {\an8}FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN. 36 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,827 {\an8}THIS FRAME SET ME BACK 55 BONES. 37 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,995 {\an8}BUT SHE DECIDED TO TAKE HER SWEET TIME, 38 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:03,915 {\an8}SO NOW I HAVE TO SWITCH IT WITH TODAY'S PAPER. 39 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,919 {\an8}THIS IS RIDICULOUS. WE JUST CAN'T WAIT HERE. 40 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,546 {\an8}I THINK IT'S GONNA BE ANY MINUTE NOW. 41 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:10,839 {\an8}BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 42 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,090 {\an8}I MEAN, WE COULD BE HERE ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR. 43 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,092 {\an8}PHYLLIS, WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE TO DO? 44 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,177 {\an8}I HAVE AN ICE CREAM CAKE IN THE CAR. 45 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,887 {\an8}OH, MY GOD! GO, GO, GO! 46 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,264 {\an8}ARE YOU INSANE? 47 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,765 {\an8}ALL RIGHT. 48 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,350 {\an8}GUYS? HELLO? 49 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,352 {\an8}- [Pam screaming] - YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 50 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:25,979 {\an8}- UM... - YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 51 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,355 {\an8}- JUST RELAX. - SORRY TO BE A BOTHER, 52 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,649 {\an8}BUT, UH, IF WE COULD HAVE AN E.T.A... 53 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:32,152 {\an8}- WHEN THIS IS GONNA... - THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! 54 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:33,987 {\an8}YOU'RE STARTING-- YOU'RE KINDA LOSING 'EM. 55 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:36,448 {\an8}[Pam screaming] 56 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,700 {\an8}OH, MY GOD! 57 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,201 {\an8}LOOK AT HER. 58 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,787 {\an8}- PAM, SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. - YEAH! 59 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,290 {\an8}- OH, MY GOD. - OH, MY GOD! 60 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:48,084 {\an8}[baby crying] 61 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,753 {\an8}[imitating James Cagney] YEAH... 62 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:52,213 {\an8}THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S A BABY, SEE... 63 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,341 {\an8}SIR. SIR, YOU CAN'T SMOKE THAT IN HERE. 64 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:55,842 {\an8}- OKAY. - PUT IT--PUT IT OUT. 65 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,344 {\an8}ALL RIGHT. 66 00:02:57,385 --> 00:03:00,263 {\an8}CAN'T SMOKE ANYWHERE THESE DAYS. 67 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,473 {\an8}[gasps] 68 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:04,184 {\an8}SHE'S INCREDIBLE. 69 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:05,977 {\an8}YOU WANNA COUNT HER FINGERS AND TOES AGAIN? 70 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,354 {\an8}NO. LET'S LET HER REST. 71 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:09,397 {\an8}I'M SURE THERE'S STILL 12 OF EACH. 72 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,648 {\an8}OKAY. 73 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,233 {\an8}GUYS, GUYS! 74 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,486 {\an8}HER NAME IS CECILIA MARIE HALPERT. 75 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,780 {\an8}- 11 POUNDS... - SHE'S 7 POUNDS... 76 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:18,323 {\an8}- 7 POUNDS. - 2 OUNCES, 18 INCHES. 77 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,908 {\an8}MOTHER AND DAUGHTER ARE DOING GREAT. 78 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,034 {\an8}[all cheering] 79 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,911 {\an8}- OW! - WHOO! 80 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:25,163 {\an8}[shouting] 81 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:28,333 CONGRATULATIONS, THAT'S GREAT. 82 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,502 DELIVERY WASN'T SO BAD, RIGHT? 83 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,504 HUH, [BLEEP] YOU. 84 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:35,507 WOW, WOW, NO, I JUST MEAN A WONDERFUL ENDING. 85 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:38,134 KIND OF ROUGH GETTING HERE. WE DID NOT HANDLE THAT WELL. 86 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:41,012 I THINK YOU HAVE TO ADMIT YOU FLIPPED OUT A LITTLE BIT. 87 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,181 I THINK YOU SHOULD STOP TALKING NOW. 88 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:47,352 OKAY, UH-OH, SOMEONE'S STILL A LITTLE SORE. 89 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,562 YOU SITTING ON YOUR DONUT, HON? 90 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,442 - THERE. - HEY, GRANDMA'S BACK. 91 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,486 WELL, IT WAS ADVENTURE AND A HALF 92 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,863 TRYING TO FIND THE CAFETERIA, BUT I'VE RETURNED 93 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,615 - WITH THE COFFEE. - OH, THANK GOD. 94 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,409 I HAVEN'T HAD CAFFEINE IN NINE MONTHS. 95 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,952 YEAH, YEAH? 96 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:06,705 OH, SOMEBODY HAS A FULL DIAPER. 97 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,790 OH. LET ME GET IT. 98 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,750 I AM A DIAPERING MASTER. 99 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,086 I'VE DONE LITTLE ELSE IN THE PAST TWO MONTHS. 100 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:16,006 THERE IS NOTHING I CANNOT DIAPER. 101 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,590 GO AHEAD. TRY TO THINK OF SOMETHING. 102 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:20,927 I DARE YOU. 103 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,595 [comical voice] WHERE'S THE BABY? 104 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,723 I WANT TO SEE THE BABY! 105 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,224 OH... 106 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,351 OH. HELENE. 107 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,352 HI. 108 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,645 OH... 109 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:33,356 MY GOODNESS, WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THIS? 110 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,900 CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING A GRANDMA. 111 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,318 HELLO, MICHAEL. 112 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,319 HELLO! 113 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,946 OH. HOW ARE YOU? 114 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,197 - I'M, UH... - I WORRY ABOUT YOU. 115 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,449 YOU KNOW, I THINK, UH... 116 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:43,950 MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO. 117 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,869 OH. OKAY. 118 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,495 LOVE YOU. 119 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:48,830 LOVE YOU, AS A FRIEND. 120 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,249 LOVE YOU, MOM. 121 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,419 OH! 122 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,671 [comical voice] I WANT TO HOLD THE BABY! 123 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,757 OKAY, YOU JUST HAVE TO USE THE HAND SANITIZER FIRST. 124 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,383 OH, RIGHT. 125 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,388 AGAIN. NO PANTS. 126 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:08,600 OH, OH. 127 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,310 NEW PARENTS. 128 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,439 OH, LOOK AT YOU. OKAY. 129 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,691 ALL RIGHT. 130 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,943 - READY? - MM-HMM. 131 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,029 OH. 132 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,243 OOH. WOW. 133 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,247 MICHAEL. MICHAEL. 134 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,415 THAT'S SO WEIRD. 135 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:33,750 SHE WAS SAYING IT JUST BEFORE YOU GOT HERE. 136 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:38,046 - CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF US? - SURE. 137 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,506 PHONE IN MY POCKET. 138 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,970 OKAY. 139 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,014 ALL RIGHT. 140 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,650 OH, YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. 141 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,241 YESTERDAY I WAS DISPATCHED TO JIM AND PAM'S HOUSE 142 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,243 TO FIND PAM'S iPOD. 143 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:11,454 I SEARCHED EVERYWHERE, BUT I DIDN'T FIND IT. 144 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,666 WHAT I DID FIND WAS MOLD... 145 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,584 AND LOTS OF IT. 146 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:19,337 SO I DID WHAT ANYONE WOULD DO. 147 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,548 I READ A BOOK, HAD A BATH, 148 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:25,552 I GOT A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP AND MADE PLANS TO ERADICATE IT. 149 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,179 I ALSO MADE PLANS TO ASK JIM WHERE HE BOUGHT 150 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,515 HIS MARVELOUS SHEETS. 151 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,686 TIME TO GET TO WORK. 152 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,193 THERE SHE SAT. HER NAME WAS PAM. 153 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,029 SHE WAS A RECEPTIONIST. 154 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,865 SHE WAS ENGAGED TO AN ANIMAL. 155 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,491 THERE SAT JIM. 156 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,536 HE WAS A GAWKY, TALL SALESMAN. 157 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,039 THE ODDS OF THEM GETTING TOGETHER 158 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,790 WERE "INSURMOUNTAINABLE." 159 00:06:55,832 --> 00:07:00,378 BUT I SAW WHAT TO WHICH THEY WERE BLIND. 160 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:05,050 I MADE LIFE FROM WHENCE THERE WAS NOT NO LIFE. 161 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,551 I MADE A FAMILY. 162 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,678 I GOT THESE TWO TOGETHER, AND I MADE A FAMILY. 163 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,764 THIS MAN HAS A GIFT! 164 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,223 PAM HAD HER BABY. 165 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,351 I'M STILL ALIVE. 166 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,561 I HAVE A NEW LEASE ON LIFE. 167 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,938 IF DEATH CAN'T STOP ME FROM DATING, 168 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,483 THEN NEITHER CAN MY MOTHER. 169 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,151 WHO ELSE HERE IS SINGLE? 170 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,445 I'M NOT SINGLE. I HAVE A MAN. 171 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:28,031 I AM OFFERING UP MY SERVICES TO YOU ALL. 172 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,282 YOU SAW WHAT I DID WITH PAM AND JIM. 173 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:30,575 I CAN HELP YOU TOO. 174 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,410 WHY DON'T YOU FIND SOMEONE FOR YOURSELF 175 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,995 INSTEAD OF MEDDLING IN OUR AFFAIRS? 176 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,122 OKAY, SHOW OF HANDS, WHO WANTS TO LIVE IN A WORLD 177 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,708 WHERE STANLEY HAS TWO LOVERS, AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY? 178 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,379 WHO ELSE? COME ON, PEOPLE. 179 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,381 - I KNOW MODELS. - [chuckles] 180 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:48,259 - PLUS-SIZE MODELS MAYBE. - AHA, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 181 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,303 MEREDITH, COME ON, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY SINGLE. 182 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,972 YOU KNOW IT. I AM NEVER GETTING MARRIED. 183 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,891 LIKE CLOONEY. 184 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,267 ANDREW, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 185 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,395 TORN SCROTUM-- STILL ON THE MEND, SO... 186 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,021 - OOH...AH. - NOT GOOD TIMING. 187 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,065 YES, I'M GONNA ASK OUT ERIN. 188 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,025 I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE STARS TO ALIGN... 189 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,443 LITERALLY. 190 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,153 I HAVE A SMALL SKYLIGHT IN MY BEDROOM, 191 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,447 AND I'D LIKE FOR THE MOON TO BE VISIBLE. 192 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,116 WELL, WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, EXPECT IT. 193 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,867 I AM GOING TO FILL 194 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:16,371 THE EMPTY VOIDS IN YOUR LIFE WITH LOVE. 195 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:20,959 I AM GOING TO FILL THAT EMPTY HOLE IN YOUR BODY 196 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,919 WITH ANOTHER PERSON. 197 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,296 AND, LIKE CUPID, I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU WITH LOVE. 198 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,048 - [imitates gun firing] - AH! 199 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,091 [imitates gun cocking, firing] 200 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,426 AAH! 201 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,261 [imitates gun firing] 202 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,513 [imitates explosion] 203 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,645 REMEMBER YESTERDAY 204 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,106 WHEN WE WERE TERRIFIED OF BEING PARENTS? 205 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,524 WE WERE JUST KIDS. 206 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,317 WHAT DID WE KNOW? 207 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,652 HEY. HOW WE DOING? 208 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,487 - GOOD. - GREAT. 209 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,489 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TAKE HER TO THE NURSERY FOR THE NIGHT? 210 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,074 - DOESN'T SHE SLEEP HERE? - SHE CAN. 211 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,826 UH, BUT A LOT OF PARENTS CHOOSE TO HAVE THE BABY 212 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,454 SPEND THE FIRST NIGHT IN THE NURSERY TO GET SOME REST. 213 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,247 YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT. 214 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,166 OH, I THINK WE'LL BE OKAY. 215 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,543 OKAY. GREAT. 216 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,005 OH! BIG YAWN. 217 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,381 READY? ONE, TWO, THREE. [Cecilia crying loudly] 218 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,091 ONE, AND THEN WRAP AROUND. 219 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,010 IT'S OKAY. 220 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,888 - HOLD THAT ARM DOWN. - I CAN'T. SHE'S TOO STRONG. 221 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,514 CAREFUL, THOUGH. YOU DON'T WANNA BREAK IT. 222 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,224 SHE'S NOT GONNA-- JUST-- 223 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,185 PAM, I GOT IT. 224 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,353 - ALL RIGHT. - GO, GO. 225 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,104 - ARMS OUT. - NURSE? 226 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,356 - HI. - HI. 227 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,648 - OH, GOOD. - HI. 228 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,359 SHE'S OUT OF HER SWADDLE AGAIN. 229 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,693 SO EVERYTHING'S OKAY THEN? 230 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,363 NO, NO, NO, THE SWADDLE THING I MENTIONED. 231 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,114 OH, OKAY. 232 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,201 NOW, DO WE HAVE TO SWADDLE? 233 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:40,372 LIKE, CAN WE JUST PUT, LIKE, A BIGGER DIAPER ON THE DIAPER? 234 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,748 'CAUSE I'M MUCH BETTER AT DIAPERING. 235 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,166 I CAN PROBABLY DO IT. 236 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,501 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SWADDLE, 237 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,877 BUT IT'S WHAT WE DO IN THE HOSPITAL. 238 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,005 - SO WE SHOULD? - UM, IT'S WHAT WE DO HERE. 239 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,548 SO, YES, SWADDLE. 240 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,550 AGAIN, IT'S YOUR DECISION. 241 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,968 IT'S JUST WHAT WE DO IN THE HOSPITAL. 242 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,845 DID YOU SWADDLE YOUR CHILDREN? 243 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,013 OH, I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN. 244 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,723 - BUT IF YOU DID-- - WELL, IF YOU DID-- 245 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:02,143 UM, I MIGHT TRY IT BOTH WAYS, SEE WHAT WORKS BEST. 246 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,396 SO WE SHOULD TRY IT BOTH WAYS AND THEN SEE WHAT WORKS BEST? 247 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,855 YEAH, WHAT'S THE OTHER WAY? 248 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:09,401 WELL, SWADDLING IS WHAT WE DO IN THE HOSPITAL. 249 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,194 - OKAY. - OKAY, THANK YOU. 250 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,364 UH, STILL WANT THE BABY TO SLEEP IN HERE? 251 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,573 YES. NO. 252 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,117 - YEAH. - YES, YES, YES, YES. 253 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,410 YEAH. 254 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,953 THE SWADDLING THING'S DONE NOW, SO WE'RE OKAY. 255 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,247 BY THE WAY, SHE HASN'T PASSED ANY "MERCUNIUM" IN A WHILE. 256 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,249 - MECONIUM. - YEAH? EXACTLY. 257 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,960 THERE WE GO, THERE'S SWADDLE, THERE'S SWADDLE. 258 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:30,088 - WHY ARE YOU UNWRAPPING HER? - SORRY, I JUST-- 259 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,217 - THERE WE GO. - OKAY, THERE'S ONE. 260 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,844 SWADDLE. GOOD JOB, DAD. 261 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,847 - HOW YOU DOING? - I DON'T KNOW. 262 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,516 I JUST--I CAN'T TELL IF SHE'S GETTING ANYTHING. 263 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,310 - REALLY? - IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 264 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,646 WELL, YOU--YOU'RE PUSHING THE MILK OUT, RIGHT? 265 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,815 HOW WOULD ONE DO THAT? 266 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,984 WASN'T IT-- IT'S KINDA LIKE A-- 267 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,610 LIKE...LIKE THAT. 268 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,778 DO YOU WANNA TRY IT, JIM? 269 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,780 MM-MM. I THINK YOU'RE GOOD. 270 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,699 YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB. 271 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,534 [remote clicking rapidly] 272 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,369 [Cecilia fussing] 273 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,163 - SOMEBODY BUZZED. - OH, REALLY? 274 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,789 MUST HAVE SAT ON IT, PAM. 275 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,541 I CAN'T TELL IF SHE'S GETTING ANYTHING. 276 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,293 IT JUST DOESN'T REALLY FEEL RIGHT. 277 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,420 WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 278 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,005 I CAN TAKE HER TO THE NURSERY 279 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,798 AND THEN BRING HER BACK AND TRY AGAIN A LITTLE BIT LATER. 280 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,966 EVEN IF SHE'S NOT GETTING ANYTHING? 281 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,468 YEAH. SHE'LL BE FINE. 282 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,261 I-I CAN ALWAYS GIVE HER A BOTTLE ONCE WE'RE IN THE NURSERY. 283 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,764 NO. I-I READ IN THE BOOK ABOUT NIPPLE CONFUSION. 284 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,974 OH, GOOD. YOU KNOW EVERYTHING. 285 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,643 I MEAN, SHE'S JUST--SHE'S REALLY TENTATIVE ABOUT LATCHING. 286 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,979 AND I JUST--I WANNA KEEP HER SELF-ESTEEM UP. 287 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,773 I'LL BRING HER BACK IN A LITTLE WHILE, 288 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,399 AND WE CAN TRY AGAIN, OKAY? 289 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,901 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 290 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,530 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 291 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,032 YEAH, MAYBE IT'LL BE GOOD, 292 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,450 'CAUSE THEN SHE CAN, LIKE, SOCIALIZE WITH THE OTHER BABIES. 293 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,327 [laughs] 294 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,829 NO. YEAH, THAT WOULD-- THAT WOULD BE GOOD. 295 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,915 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 296 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,084 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU 297 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,169 THAT I WAS ABOUT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE? 298 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,129 OH, BOY. 299 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,589 [muffled voice] 300 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,092 WHAT'S THAT SOUND? 301 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,385 DA-DA! 302 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,512 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND. 303 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,347 YES. 304 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,682 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 305 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,266 OH, SAY NOTHING. 306 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,935 YOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE ME. 307 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:10,021 OKAY, HOLD ON, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 308 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,773 YOU GOTTA LET THE COOKIES COOL 309 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,775 BEFORE YOU POP 'EM IN YOUR MOUTH. 310 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,527 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, 311 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,153 MAYBE HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER? 312 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:20,448 ERIN, WOULD YOU HAVE LUNCH WITH ME? 313 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,909 - OKAY. - GOOD! 314 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,869 MICHAEL, CAN I TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY? 315 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,871 SURE. KEVIN, PLEASE LEAVE. 316 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,290 - BYE. - BYE. 317 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,921 I'M SO SORRY IF I GAVE YOU THE IMPRESSION I'M INTO KEVIN, 318 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,631 BUT I'M NOT--I LIKE ANDY. 319 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,634 NO, YOU DON'T. YOU LIKE KEVIN. 320 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,678 I CAN SEE IT. I CAN SEE IT EVERY DAY. 321 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,513 - ALL SORTS OF SIGNS. - WHAT SIGNS? 322 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,725 YOU CANNOT TELL ME THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN YOU TWO. 323 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,603 THERE'S A SPARK. THINK ABOUT IT. 324 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:54,107 THE GIRL IS WACK, OKAY? 325 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:57,527 KEVIN GOES BY RECEPTION, LIKE, 15 TIMES A DAY. 326 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,320 THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION. 327 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,704 AND I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY REFILL THE BOWL, 328 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:08,997 WHICH IS GETTING A LITTLE PRICEY, 329 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,415 AND THAT'S WHY I ASKED FOR YOUR COSTCO CARD. 330 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,751 - WHY DO YOU REFILL THE BOWL? - SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE-- 331 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,253 YOU KNOW HE'S COMING BACK. 332 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:19,090 YOU KNOW HE'S GOING TO BE THERE AS SOON AS YOU REFILL THE BOWL. 333 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,260 YOU KEEP PUTTING IT IN THE BOWL. 334 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,845 IT'S MY FAULT. 335 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,723 [sighs] OKAY. THIS IS GOING TO KILL KEVIN. 336 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,141 I'M SURE HE'LL BE FINE. 337 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,726 I'M NOT SO SURE. 338 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,603 KEVIN HAS AN ENORMOUS HEART. 339 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,439 LITERALLY, HE HAS AN ELEPHANT HEART. 340 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,857 HE HAD A TRANSPLANT... 341 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,401 WHEN HE WAS 17, HAD SOME PROBLEMS, 342 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,070 - BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. - REALLY? 343 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:43,114 NO. KEVIN DOESN'T HAVE AN ELEPHANT HEART. 344 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,117 BUT HE IS VERY SENSITIVE, AND IT WON'T KILL ERIN 345 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,952 TO JUST GO AND HAVE LUNCH WITH HIM IN THE BREAK ROOM 346 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,996 LIKE I PROMISED HIM. 347 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,793 I BET HIS HEART IS ENLARGED, THOUGH. 348 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,086 I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO DIE. 349 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,672 WELL, JUST DON'T LET HIM SIT ON YOU. 350 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,423 I'M KIDDING. I'M KIDDING. 351 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,425 YOU'LL HAVE FUN. IT'LL BE GOOD. IT'LL BE GOOD. 352 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,010 THERE HE IS. 353 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,388 - GO TO HIM. - [chuckles] 354 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,223 - HI. - HI. 355 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,394 [whispering] HEY, SHE TOUCHED MY SHOUL-- 356 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,234 YOU'RE LATE, ROLF. 357 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,489 ROLF DATES SO FAR OUT OF HIS LEAGUE, 358 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,990 IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. 359 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,575 HE'S THE SINGLE GREATEST LADIES MAN 360 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:31,204 I'VE EVER KNOWN, AND I KNOW AMOS OBSHIDE. 361 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,457 HEY, GUYS, WE'RE SHORT ON ROOMS, 362 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,126 SO THIS IS DALE AND KATHY. 363 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,502 OH. 364 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,504 - HI. - HI. SORRY. 365 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,880 HI. SO SORRY. 366 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:44,050 OH...CAREFUL. 367 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,555 WOW. 368 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,515 SHE JUST SHOVES THE NIPPLE RIGHT IN THERE. 369 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,434 I KNOW. 370 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,518 DID YOU SEE THAT? 371 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,311 I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S... 372 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,565 [whispers] HI. 373 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,359 [rock music blasting] 374 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:08,366 ♪ ♪ 375 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,247 DID YOU GROW UP AROUND HERE? 376 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,124 NO. 377 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,209 SO... 378 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,171 YOU MUST HAVE GROWN UP AROUND SOMEWHERE ELSE? 379 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,214 YES. 380 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,971 WHY WAS I HIDING BEHIND THE PLANT? 381 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,474 [laughs] WELL, IN COLLEGE, I TOOK A BOTANY CLASS, 382 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,726 AND THERE WAS LOTS OF DRAMA IN THAT CLASS. 383 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,895 UH, KIDS WOULD GOSSIP ABOUT ME, 384 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,064 SO I WOULD EAVESDROP ON THEM 385 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,524 BY HIDING BEHIND DIFFERENT PLANTS 386 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,984 IN THE BOTANY CLASS. 387 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,987 AND THEN THEY WOULD SAY THINGS LIKE, 388 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,739 "OH, THIS GUY'S GONNA FAIL THIS CLASS," 389 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,075 OR, "WHAT'S THIS GUY DOING 390 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,035 SPYING ON US FROM BEHIND PLANTS?" 391 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,828 AND THEN I WOULD JUMP OUT AT THEM AND CONFRONT THEM 392 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,372 AND BE LIKE, 393 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,083 "OH, YOU THINK ALL I DO IS HIDE BEHIND PLANTS 394 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,502 AND SPY ON PEOPLE?" BUSTED. 395 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,629 OH--THE REASON? 396 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,423 THE REASON I WAS HIDING BEHIND THAT PLANT IN THIS SITUATION 397 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,050 WAS THAT I THOUGHT THAT ERIN AND KEVIN 398 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,260 WERE KIND OF HITTING IT OFF, AND... 399 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,805 I WAS JEALOUS. 400 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,767 UH, HI. PAM HALPERT. 401 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,103 - YES. - HI. I'M CLARKE. 402 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:22,023 JOSIE SAID YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM A LACTATION CONSULTANT. 403 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:23,942 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 404 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,443 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT. 405 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,112 - OKAY. - WHEN'S SHE AVAILABLE? 406 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,197 ACTUALLY, UH, I'M THE CONSULTANT. 407 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,116 "GOT MILK?" [chuckles] 408 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,826 - [chuckles] - ALL RIGHT, UH... 409 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,828 LET'S SEE WHAT WE'RE WORKIN' WITH. 410 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,542 - SO, UH, THE BIGGEST THING... - MM-HMM. 411 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,293 BESIDES NOT BEING ABLE TO GET HER TO LATCH... 412 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,170 - HERE, I'LL GET THAT FOR YOU. - OH, THANK YOU. 413 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,048 IS THAT, UM, I CAN'T TELL IF I'M REALLY PRODUCING. 414 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,300 I-I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S GETTING ANYTHING. 415 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,802 - LET ME FEEL HERE. - OKAY. 416 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,220 YEAH, IT'S QUITE FULL. 417 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,972 WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR HAND ON TOP OF MY HAND? 418 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,432 - OKAY. - WHEN YOU'RE FEEDING, 419 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,142 YOU WANT TO PRESS IN LIKE THIS, MAKE YOUR HAND IN A "C". 420 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,310 - DOES THAT HURT? - NO, I MEAN, 421 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,397 - IT FEELS...PRESSURE. - YOU SURE IT DOESN'T HURT? 422 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,315 NO. IT JUST FEELS LIKE PRESSURE. 423 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,734 SEE HOW I'M FLICKING THE NIPPLE? 424 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,152 - MM-HMM. - LIKE THAT. 425 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,486 - YEP. - YOU CAN STIMULATE IT. 426 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,030 - YEP. - MM-HMM. 427 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,948 ALL RIGHT, SO YOU JUST WANNA DO THAT, AND THAT WILL, UH... 428 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,408 PERFECT. 429 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,909 THE BABY SHOULD GRAB ONTO THAT. 430 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,369 - I THINK SHE WILL. - OKAY. 431 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,163 SO I'M JUST NOT SURE IF I'M RELEASING, THOUGH. 432 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,373 WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT... PROBABLY. 433 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,875 WHY DON'T YOU BRING YOUR BABY OVER HERE? 434 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,668 OKAY. 435 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,961 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 436 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,755 - OH, THANK YOU. - YES. CONGRATULATIONS. 437 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,089 - THANK YOU. - UH-HUH. 438 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,342 LIKE MOST COUPLES, PAM AND I HAVE THAT ONE PERSON 439 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,801 THAT WE'RE ALLOWED TO HOOK UP WITH 440 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:35,472 IF THE OPPORTUNITY EVER ARISES. MINE'S CAMERON DIAZ. 441 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,432 AND HERS, COINCIDENTALLY ENOUGH, 442 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,185 WAS CLARKE FROM THE HOSPITAL, SO... 443 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,103 AND HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN I DO THAT? 444 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,522 - IT FEELS GOOD. - WELL, THAT'S MY CUE. 445 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,735 WELL, YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB. 446 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,111 JUST STAY RELAXED, AND... 447 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,030 I'LL COME BACK IN A BIT TO CHECK ON YOU, OKAY? 448 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,074 - OKAY. - PLEASE DO. 449 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,283 [clears throat] 450 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,494 - OH, SHOOT. - WHAT? 451 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,912 SHOOT. SHE FELL OFF. 452 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,748 OH. UH, TRY--TRY THE TORPEDO THING. 453 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,333 WILL YOU JUST--WILL YOU GRAB CLARKE REAL QUICK? 454 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,668 NO NEED. I SAW HIM DO IT. 455 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,878 - I CAN TRY IT. - JIM, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 456 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,547 I THINK IT WOULD BE WEIRD IF YOU DID IT. 457 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,257 THAT MAKES SENSE. 458 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,259 I'LL JUST... GO GET THE OTHER GUY. 459 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,929 HEY, WHAT'S UP, KID? 460 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,390 HAVE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO LOOK OVER THE REVISIONS 461 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,225 ON THE CONTRACT I PREPARED FOR YOU? 462 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,310 NOTHING LEFT TO DO EXCEPT DOT THE "I"s, 463 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,604 THE "J"s, AND THE UMLAUTS. 464 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,106 WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME HERE 465 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,817 AT EXACTLY MID-LATE AFTERNOON? 466 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,819 I LOOK FORWARD TO IT. 467 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,279 - VERY WELL. - GOOD-BYE. 468 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,368 I KNOW THAT KEVIN HAS A DANGEROUS HEART CONDITION, 469 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,078 AND I THINK HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY, 470 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,622 AND HE'S OBVIOUSLY SO COOL, 471 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,333 BUT I GUESS I JUST DON'T WANT TO DATE KEVIN. 472 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,752 OKAY, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 473 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,421 THIS IS NOT BABU DHABU. 474 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,257 IN THIS COUNTRY, A WOMAN CAN MAKE THE CHOICE 475 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,010 - AS TO WHO SHE WANTS TO DATE. - THANK YOU. 476 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,595 YOU OWE ME HUGE. 477 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,056 SOME DAY... 478 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:03,101 I AM GOING TO ASK YOU A FAVOR, 479 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:06,521 AND THAT DAY MAY NEVER COME, 480 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:09,441 BUT WHEN I ASK THIS FAVOR OF YOU-- 481 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,067 [chuckles] 482 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,571 ALL RIGHT. 483 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:18,116 [baby crying] 484 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,200 - JIM. - HMM. 485 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:21,119 - JIM, GET HER. - HMM? 486 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,662 GET THE BABY. 487 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:25,165 GET HER, COME ON. 488 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:29,210 OKAY. SHH, SHH, SHH. I KNOW, I KNOW. 489 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:32,505 [baby crying] 490 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:33,757 OKAY. 491 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,426 THANK YOU. OKAY. 492 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,553 COME HERE. 493 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,221 OH, BOY. 494 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,140 - ALL RIGHT. - I GOT HER. 495 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:45,518 [baby snuffling] 496 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,063 OKAY. 497 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,357 OKAY. 498 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,567 OKAY. 499 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:55,820 - JIM. - HMM? 500 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,447 SHE LATCHED. SHE LATCHED. 501 00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,324 - THAT'S AMAZING. - OH, MY GOD. 502 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,159 I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO DO THE "C" THING. 503 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,621 - THAT'S AWESOME. - OH, WE'RE DOING IT. 504 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:05,705 THAT'S GREAT. 505 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,708 - WE'RE REALLY PARENTS NOW. - MM... 506 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,795 KEVIN, ERIN WOULD LIKE A FEW WORDS WITH YOU. 507 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,546 - HEY. - HI. 508 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:14,964 I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED OUR TIME TOGETHER. 509 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,508 YEAH. ME TOO. 510 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,009 I WANNA CONTINUE WORKING ON OUR FRIENDSHIP... 511 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,511 IT'S BEEN REALLY, REALLY FUN. 512 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,845 BECAUSE I THINK A FRIENDSHIP COULD BE A REALLY COOL THING. 513 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,472 YEAH, ME TOO. 514 00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:25,517 AND YOU'RE MY FRIEND. I HOPE THAT I'M YOUR FRIEND. 515 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,478 - YEAH. - OH, MY GOD, THIS IS AGONIZING. 516 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,188 LOOK, KEVIN, 517 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,692 DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU COULD HAVE DATED ERIN? 518 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,193 YOU SAID SHE LIKED ME. 519 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,612 OKAY, EVEN IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU THAT, 520 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:41,241 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THAT COULD NEVER BE POSSIBLE, KEVIN. 521 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,784 AND I'M SURPRISED 522 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,869 THAT YOU DIDN'T QUESTION ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. 523 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,163 - I'VE DONE BETTER THAN ERIN. - NO, YOU HAVEN'T. 524 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,207 LYNN WAS WAY HOTTER THAN ERIN, MICHAEL. 525 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:52,419 LYNN WAS AS HOT AS ERIN. 526 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,338 YEAH, MICHAEL, BUT YOU DATED HOLLY AND JAN, 527 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,549 AND THEY WERE SO MUCH HOTTER THAN YOU. 528 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,135 THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME, AND THAT IS DEBATABLE. 529 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,971 AND I HAVE A PERSONALITY, WHEREAS YOU... 530 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,807 YES, ANDY? 531 00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,600 - [loud thud] - OW. 532 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,273 KEV? 533 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,775 NICE GOING. 534 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,405 KNOCK, KNOCK. 535 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:23,116 [whispering] OH, HEY, ISABEL. 536 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,410 HEY. 537 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,454 PAM, SHE'S GORGEOUS. 538 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,830 OH, MY--CAN I HOLD HER? 539 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,040 YES, YES. 540 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:31,583 SHE WAS A LITTLE FUSSY EARLIER, 541 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,335 BUT SHE'S TOTALLY QUIETED DOWN. 542 00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,420 HERE, LET ME JUST, UH-- LET ME JUST BURP HER. 543 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,589 I DON'T WANT HER TO SPIT UP ON YOU. 544 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,758 - LOOK AT YOU. - COME HERE, SWEETIE. 545 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,551 [gasps] 546 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,595 - OH, MY GOD! - WHAT? 547 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,555 - WRONG BABY. - WHAT? 548 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:48,058 WRONG BABY! THIS IS NOT OUR BABY! 549 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,435 OH, MY GOD! 550 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,646 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. 551 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:56,024 - OKAY, OKAY. - OH, MY GOSH. 552 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,776 SHH, SHH, SHH. 553 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,779 [baby starts fussing] 554 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,371 OH... 555 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:12,290 - [crying] - SHH... 556 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,000 HAS SHE BEEN FUSSING LONG? 557 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:17,295 - NO. NOT AT ALL. - PERFECT. 558 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:20,006 I WAS OUT LIKE A LIGHT. HEY. 559 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:24,010 [baby continues fussing] 560 00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:26,805 SHE'S NOT HUNGRY. AW. 561 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,641 [baby continues fussing] 562 00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:30,850 OH...OH... 563 00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:37,065 - HOW'S IT GOING? - WELL... 564 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:39,901 I FEEL LIKE SHE NEEDS TO EAT, BUT SHE JUST WON'T LATCH ON, 565 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,778 WHICH IS WEIRD, BECAUSE THE OTHER BABY DID IT-- 566 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,446 HA HA HA HA HA! 567 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:44,864 BOTTLES ARE FINE. 568 00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:46,616 A LOT OF BABIES GROW UP USING BOTTLES. 569 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:49,077 REALLY? I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS. 570 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,371 - WHERE IS CLARKE? - OH, HE ONLY WORKS MORNINGS. 571 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,123 - SO NOT HERE. - NO. 572 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:54,416 - OKAY. - I GOT HIS NUMBER. 573 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:55,834 THAT'S ALL WE NEED THEN. 574 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,419 SO YOU EXCITED TO TAKE YOUR BABY HOME? 575 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:59,504 WE DEFINITELY ARE. AT 3:00, RIGHT? 576 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,047 YOU SAID WE COULD STAY TILL 3:00? 577 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:02,090 - YEAH, YOU CAN. - OKAY. 578 00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:03,758 BUT IT'S 2:35. 579 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,594 - HALF HOUR. - WELL, 25 MINUTES. 580 00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:07,887 AND YOU'RE ALL SET WITH THE CAR SEAT? 581 00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:09,931 YES. CAR SEAT'S RIGHT THERE. 582 00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:11,516 THAT BOTTOM PART NEEDS TO GO IN THE CAR. 583 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,601 NEWSFLASH--THE WHOLE THING NEEDS TO GO IN THE CAR. 584 00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:15,186 [chuckles weakly] 585 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,938 I'LL BE BACK IN 25 MINUTES. 586 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,149 OR IT COULD BE A HALF HOUR, IF YOU NEED IT TO BE. 587 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:20,900 CAN WE GET A LATE CHECKOUT? 588 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:23,403 I DON'T... I DON'T THINK SHE HEARD ME. 589 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:27,365 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I STRAPPED INSIDE THE BACKSEAT OF MY CAR. 590 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:30,118 MIGHT BE PART OF THE STROLLER. 591 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,327 [door closes] 592 00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:33,788 HELLO? 593 00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:38,335 DWIGHT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 594 00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:41,338 ISABEL. HELLO. 595 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:45,342 THE KITCHEN WAS DISGUSTING, SO... 596 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:46,718 WOW. [chuckles] 597 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,011 - NEW CABINETS. - YEAH. 598 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:49,846 ALL I DID WAS BRING MACARONI AND CHEESE. 599 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:52,182 - [laughs] - WHERE'S THE FRIDGE? 600 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:54,642 OH, IT'S... IN THE BACKYARD. 601 00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:56,895 - I'LL TAKE THIS. - OH. 602 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,481 WELL, I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO IT. 603 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,191 HEY, LISTEN, I KNOW THAT I'M AN ADULT, 604 00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:04,110 BUT MAYBE I COULD COME BY SOME TIME FOR A TEETH CLEANING, 605 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,737 YOU KNOW, JUST FOR FUN. 606 00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:09,657 WELL, ADULTS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE DENTIST TOO. 607 00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:11,409 ARE THEY, NOW? [chuckles] 608 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,787 HOW SOME PEOPLE SPEND THEIR MONEY. 609 00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,748 - RIGHT? - [laughs] YEAH. 610 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:19,334 ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU, KID. 611 00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:21,503 DO THAT. 612 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:26,466 YOU REALLY SURE WE CAN BE LEAVING? 613 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:27,801 YEAH. 614 00:24:27,842 --> 00:24:29,344 BUT YOU HEAR THE BABY CRYING, RIGHT? 615 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:32,555 [Cecilia crying] 616 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:37,018 - WHERE'S YOUR CAR? - UH, IT'S IN THE LOT. 617 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:39,521 A LOT OF FATHERS BRING THE CAR AROUND. 618 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:42,357 RIGHT. OKAY. YES. 619 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:44,984 THAT'D BE... A SMART THING TO DO. 620 00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:47,153 UH, PAM, I WILL BE RIGHT BACK. 621 00:24:47,195 --> 00:24:48,363 OKAY. PLEASE HURRY. 622 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:50,532 ERIN, UH... 623 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:52,659 I NEED YOU TO SEND THIS FAX IMMEDIATELY. 624 00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:54,035 IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT, 625 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:56,037 SO I'M GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT FOR THE CONFIRMATION. 626 00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:59,374 OKAY. GOOD. 627 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:01,710 THE FAX SAYS... 628 00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:04,045 "ERIN, WILL YOU HAVE DINNER WITH ME? 629 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:05,547 FROM ANDY." 630 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:07,924 AND THE NUMBER IS OUR OFFICE FAX NUMBER. 631 00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:09,175 IT'S BUSY. 632 00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:10,635 WHY DON'T I KEEP TRYING, 633 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:11,803 AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU THE CONFIRMATION IN A BIT? 634 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:14,556 WELL, SORRY. THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE. 635 00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:17,308 I NEED YOU TO SEND IT IMMEDIATELY, 636 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:18,852 OR YOU'RE FIRED. 637 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:22,313 YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. 638 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,190 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 639 00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:26,943 I'VE BEEN HAVING A TOUGH DAY, AND IT--IT'S JUST-- 640 00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:28,820 OH, GOD, NO. 641 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,488 I'M-- 642 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:31,698 JUST READ THE FAX. 643 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:33,742 YOU READ THE FAX! 644 00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,410 I'M... 645 00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:38,788 I'M ASKING YOU OUT. 646 00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:41,416 [laughs] OH, MY GOD. 647 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:43,126 THAT'S AMAZING. 648 00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:45,503 [both giggling] 649 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:47,422 LET ME JUST FAX THIS, 650 00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:49,591 AND I'LL CHECK MY PLANNER. 651 00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:52,093 - SO IT'S A DATE. - YES. 652 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:54,846 - DO YOU HAVE A DAY IN MIND? - YEAH, WHAT DAY? 653 00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:56,639 - WHAT DAY? - EVERY DAY'S FINE. OR-- 654 00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:58,892 - WELL, WHAT'S THAT ONE? - THURSDAY? 655 00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:01,770 - OKAY. LET'S DO IT. - OKAY! 656 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:04,439 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO HELP YOU UP OUT OF THE CHAIR? 657 00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:07,108 OH, YEAH, SORRY, YEAH. 658 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,110 WE'VE JUST GOT A LOT OF DISCHARGES TODAY. 659 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:11,738 OKAY. OKAY. 660 00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:14,157 ALL RIGHT, THANKS. 661 00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:16,993 [Cecilia crying] 662 00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:21,581 HEY... 663 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,792 OH, YOU WANNA EAT? 664 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:25,919 LET'S--YOU WANNA TRY EATING? 665 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,755 [Cecilia wailing] OKAY. 666 00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:32,217 [wailing continues] 667 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,511 OKAY. COME ON. 668 00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:36,888 IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. 669 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,682 IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. COME ON. 670 00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:41,226 READY? HERE WE GO. [crying stops] 671 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,021 YEAH. 672 00:26:45,063 --> 00:26:47,482 OH, YEAH. 673 00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:49,025 LIKE THAT. 674 00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:51,486 OH, THERE WE GO. 675 00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:53,279 YOU GOT IT! 676 00:26:53,321 --> 00:26:55,699 THERE WERE FIVE TICKETS ON THE WINDSHIELD. 677 00:26:59,077 --> 00:27:02,038 - HEY. - HI. 678 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,416 WE DID IT. 679 00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:07,168 YOU USED MY MOVE, DIDN'T YOU? 680 00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:09,462 I USED A VARIATION OF YOUR MOVE. 681 00:27:09,504 --> 00:27:10,922 [both chuckle] 682 00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,174 THERE IS NO GREATER FEELING 683 00:27:13,216 --> 00:27:16,177 THAN WHEN TWO PEOPLE WHO ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER 684 00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:19,556 OVERCOME ALL OBSTACLES AND FIND TRUE LOVE. 685 00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:22,017 AND THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT 686 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:25,061 THAT ERIN AND KEVIN WERE GONNA FIND TODAY. 687 00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:28,273 TH-- 688 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,276 I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. 689 00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:39,993 TWO FORMS OF I.D., PLEASE. 690 00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:44,164 AND NOW YOU-- TWO FORMS OF I.D., PLEASE. 691 00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:51,880 ALL RIGHT, ALL IS IN ORDER. 692 00:27:51,921 --> 00:27:54,758 I JUST NEED YOUR SIGNATURE. 693 00:27:57,344 --> 00:27:58,845 WHAT IS IT? 694 00:28:02,557 --> 00:28:05,060 NOTHING. 695 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,063 ALL RIGHT. 696 00:28:08,104 --> 00:28:10,815 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO CELEBRATE? 697 00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,111 JUST POUR YOURSELF A CUP OF APPLE JUICE. 698 00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:16,404 I FEEL SICK. 699 00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:20,700 WHAT...? 700 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,744 I COULDN'T FIND YOUR iPOD. 701 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:30,460 JUST GIVE ME A COUPLE DAYS... 702 00:28:30,502 --> 00:28:32,712 BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR. 703 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,842 [cheerful music] 704 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:45,016 ♪ ♪